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S01E59: I Want To Wash Your Hands with The CEOs of Canadian Rock, Tyronne Buccione (@testostyrone_) & Charlie McKittrick (@thecmacker)

The Chrises tune in with the biggest giants in the Canadian Rock scene, Tyronne Buccione and Charlie McKittrick. The two rockstars are still buds after Big Dirty’s breakdown and Time Giants’ break up. Ty “The Terminator” survives to tell his crazy cruise ship experience and Charlie “The Slayer” closes a couple theaters down with huge performances in the time of Covid. The Chrises team up on the keyboard and harmonica to give a zucchini of a show. While Ty and Charlie get the band back together and jam out “I Want To Wash Your Hands”—the 1 million views YouTube smash hit.

Guests: Jeffrey Janssen https://www.instagram.com/bigjefferson.93/ & JJ Kim https://www.instagram.com/bbasilio78/

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S01E58: Bach Bach Bach Chicken Dancing with The Newly Divorced Newlyweds, Elyse Eisen and Roger Sachar (@tipsytraveler & @rogersachar)

The Chrises engage in the NewlyWed game with the freshly married and divorced couple, Elyse Eisen and Roger Sachar. Roger warms the cockles of Elyse’s heart with a famous Mozart rift and a funky chicken dance. Whilst in the midst of their shack up spring training, the royal duo perseveres through a few squabbles over raising a kid as a Yankees or Dodgers fan and living in Manhattan or Brooklyn. The yankee impersonator reasons that no one resides in alphabet city, like no one runs backwards naked through a cornfield. As Roger shows he is not a pushover, Elyse has the cops called on her multiple times for marching to the beat of her own drum.

Guests: Elyse Eisen https://www.instagram.com/tipsytraveler/ & Roger Sachar https://www.instagram.com/rogersachar/

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S01E22: The Man of the Cloth and CEO of Plus Ones, Chris Zavodsky

Ryan starts “Be Kind, Rewind Week” off with a Season 1 favourite, Monsignor Chris Zavodsky. The Man of the Cloth speaks on his early quarantine abstinence, and his angel hands that are solely designed for intramural defeat. Terrible TVs biggest advocate preaches about his journey into trashy programming and the Holy Order of shows ranked on his podcast network ChurchofZ.com. The CEO of Plus Ones dishes on his summer wedding lifestyle and shares how all the kings and queens can excel at the reception by following the golden rules: never leave the dance floor, compliment the bride at least 35 times, and boogie with the tipsy aunt at least once. With the possibility of virtual weddings on the horizon, The Z Witch Project takes the Chrises on a tour of Hoboken and shares the one rule he lives by: No carbs on carbs.

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