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S02E11: Slow and Steady Wins the Race With the CEO of Beach Photography, Richard Podgurski Jr.

South Bay Coverboy, Richard Podgurski Jr., sauces out with The Chrises during a break from training his camera towards Butterball turkey stardom on Supermarket Sweep. When Richard is not adorning bare walled abodes with his stunning snapshots or raising $15,000 for community causes, the Oracle of the Internet is keeping Tahoe nude and chain linking with Keyboard Karens. Portland’s favourite sneaker-hands, DJ Dik, gives an IG Live exclusive sneak peek at his unreleased, limited edition, custom Vans slip-on shoes. Shelby, the Turtle Leash tortoise influencer, escapes from the I Dunno Dude Pod’s Pad to eat all the tasty plants, and she saves the planet with her valuable life lesson: always be happy and in the moment.

S02E07: Shooting The Shorts With The Founder Of Day One Films, Robert Silver

July 28, 2020 Chris 54:01

The Chrises almost go feature length with the CEO of Shorts – Film Festival Category, Robert Silver. GH5’s top indie storyteller steps in front of the camera to talk about his newly nominated documentary, ‘Kneeling For Justice: A San Francisco Memorial To Fallen Angels’. The Day One Films Founder reveals how he stays true to his company’s namesake by filming, editing, and producing the short all in a days work. Self proclaimed “jack of all trades and master of failure” shamelessly self promotes and passionately inspires all artists, young and old.

Special Guest: Robert Silver, https://www.instagram.com/robertsilverphotography/ 📽
Community Cause of the Week: The Let It Be Foundation, https://www.instagram.com/theletitbefoundation/ 🤲
Sponsors of the Day: Image 3D, https://www.instagram.com/image3dusa/ 🎞 and Panasonic, https://www.instagram.com/panasonicprovideo/ 📹

S02E05: The Chrises Get Dolled Up With A Maybelline Tutorial By The CEO of Makeup, Val Harvey

July 24, 2020 Christopher 1:22:06

Season 2 Premiere Week closes out with glamorous shenanigans served up by Mr. T’s favourite makeup artist, Valerie Harvey. Val’s Cafe is open for business as she shares her experience finding her passion for makeup and catching the eyes of high powered icons, Oprah and Iman. The glam-up queen teaches the young grasshoppers how to spring into summer with a creamy, dreamy look and a renewed outlook for life. The Chrises primp and preen while fishing for compliments and Val’s validation, and they gain a dewy respect for makeup artistry. Shout out to all the pretty ladies and lads out there!

Special Guest: Valerie Harvey, https://www.instagram.com/mohawkmakeup/ 🇵🇦
Community Cause of the Week: Okizu, https://www.instagram.com/okizu/ 🤲
Sponsor of the Day: Maybelline, https://www.instagram.com/maybelline/💋

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RSV01E03: The Way To The Great Valley of Grilled Cheese with Guest Co-Host, Justin Wozney, & The Wozney Clan

July 8, 2020 Chris 53:00

Three days of our lives without C.J. & Ryan the Intern, and Christopher Michaels decides to stream himself to Twitch, YouTube, and Facebook Live while the Wozney4 grill cheese and Grandma drops the mic with the greatest P.S.A. of all-time. Sponsored by the U, Justin Wozney announces he is taking his talents to Boston with his better half, Karissa Bustamante. Jeff shares his culinary expertise while Patti teladocs listener’s hearts by discovering her birth family. Justin’s embarrassing gum-on-his-wee-wee story is finally told live on-air as the Wozney’s dig up all the dirt on their baby boy.

Guests:
– Jeff Wozney https://www.instagram.com/jeff_wozney/
– Patti Wozney https://www.instagram.com/pawozney/

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S01E98: Cali Dazing With Catch Cup Champion, Ben Kelley (@ben_kelley_)

June 24, 2020 Chris 42:05

The Chrises are finally graced with the presence of the MVP of Cali Daze, Ben Kelley. Distraught over losing his workout bro and the gym closing, Ben picks up macro counting and band workouts. The only bear in the Bills Mafia dishes on how Buffalo did Shady dirty in the name of The Game. When he is not rumbling with Jason and Justin, he is starring in “No More Tomorrows”. ~ QWTChrises.com ~ Patreon.com/QWTChrises ~ GoFundMe w/ Okizu “No Hair For Care” (gofundme.com/f/no-hair-for-care)

S01E97: The Chrises Meet Their One-Minute Match With TikTok Influencer, Pete Malleo (@petemalleo)

June 23, 2020 Chris 49:10

The Chrises sit down with the man behind the best moves on inline skates, Pete Malleo. The TikTok legend dishes on the fast food chain with the best chocolate chip cookies and the side effects of Corona. Having retired from their beer chugging days, the minutemen shotgun LaCroix and get indigestion. The family guy trucker opens up about his hopes and dreams for his son: Be good and Don’t kill anyone. ~ QWTChrises.com ~ Patreon.com/QWTChrises ~ GoFundMe w/ Okizu “No Hair For Care” (gofundme.com/f/no-hair-for-care)

S01E96: Lighting Up The Night With The Untanned Arms Of Some Angels, Karen & Joe DiCrecchio (@everbstyled @thisisthegem @joeyd_1984)

June 22, 2020 Chris 42:23

The Chrises burn themselves fireside with the Queen of Soy Candles and the King of the Sky. Karen discloses her love of everything earthy; starting from her times escaping bees on the tire playground. While Joe dishes his adoration for all things airy; beginning with his stargazing days as a young boy with impeccable sonar capabilities. After crying about being left out last time, Joe joins in for a round of “Cool Cats and Ass Hats in which wet willies are administered, thumbs are sucked, and animal sounds are recreated. ~ QWTChrises.com ~ Patreon.com/QWTChrises ~ GoFundMe w/ Okizu “No Hair For Care” (gofundme.com/f/no-hair-for-care)

S01E60: Family Sittin’ Sundays with The J’s, Jeffrey Janssen (@bigjefferson.93) & JJ Kim (@bbasilio78)

May 17, 2020 Chris 44:08

The Chrises are joined by Buster Posey moonlighter and grocery store moonager, Jeffrey Janssen. When he is not giving back to the community, the Bay Area’s favorite Ninja Turtle is making Splinter proud stopping crime at Lucky’s. Fortunate enough to call Big Jefferson his younger brother, Christopher Joseph finally finds out the age of the Air Pod Heir and why “tiny” was not chosen for his moniker. Afterwards, The Chrises babysit the smallest Kim and learn of JJ’s big plans to grow up and be a pterodactyl.

Guests: Jeffrey Janssen https://www.instagram.com/bigjefferson.93/ & JJ Kim https://www.instagram.com/bbasilio78/

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S01E58: Bach Bach Bach Chicken Dancing with The Newly Divorced Newlyweds, Elyse Eisen and Roger Sachar (@tipsytraveler & @rogersachar)

May 15, 2020 Chris 50:06

The Chrises engage in the NewlyWed game with the freshly married and divorced couple, Elyse Eisen and Roger Sachar. Roger warms the cockles of Elyse’s heart with a famous Mozart rift and a funky chicken dance. Whilst in the midst of their shack up spring training, the royal duo perseveres through a few squabbles over raising a kid as a Yankees or Dodgers fan and living in Manhattan or Brooklyn. The yankee impersonator reasons that no one resides in alphabet city, like no one runs backwards naked through a cornfield. As Roger shows he is not a pushover, Elyse has the cops called on her multiple times for marching to the beat of her own drum.

Guests: Elyse Eisen https://www.instagram.com/tipsytraveler/ & Roger Sachar https://www.instagram.com/rogersachar/

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