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S02E11: Slow and Steady Wins the Race With the CEO of Beach Photography, Richard Podgurski Jr.

South Bay Coverboy, Richard Podgurski Jr., sauces out with The Chrises during a break from training his camera towards Butterball turkey stardom on Supermarket Sweep. When Richard is not adorning bare walled abodes with his stunning snapshots or raising $15,000 for community causes, the Oracle of the Internet is keeping Tahoe nude and chain linking with Keyboard Karens. Portland’s favourite sneaker-hands, DJ Dik, gives an IG Live exclusive sneak peek at his unreleased, limited edition, custom Vans slip-on shoes. Shelby, the Turtle Leash tortoise influencer, escapes from the I Dunno Dude Pod’s Pad to eat all the tasty plants, and she saves the planet with her valuable life lesson: always be happy and in the moment.

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S01E96: Lighting Up The Night With The Untanned Arms Of Some Angels, Karen & Joe DiCrecchio (@everbstyled @thisisthegem @joeyd_1984)

The Chrises burn themselves fireside with the Queen of Soy Candles and the King of the Sky. Karen discloses her love of everything earthy; starting from her times escaping bees on the tire playground. While Joe dishes his adoration for all things airy; beginning with his stargazing days as a young boy with impeccable sonar capabilities. After crying about being left out last time, Joe joins in for a round of “Cool Cats and Ass Hats in which wet willies are administered, thumbs are sucked, and animal sounds are recreated. ~ QWTChrises.com ~ Patreon.com/QWTChrises ~ GoFundMe w/ Okizu “No Hair For Care” (gofundme.com/f/no-hair-for-care)

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