S02E51: Hitting Moving Targets with Singer-Songwriter Nick Horn

The Chrises feature musical artist and sour milk enthusiast, Nick Horn. Nick talks about his hit quarantine EP album, Hoi Polloi, with New Jersey sunrise feels and California sunset vibes. The Chrises dive into Nick’s Bill Nye The Science Guy approved discography including “Hungry Amoeba”, while Nick previews his upcoming release with The Fellas titled “Moving Targets”. The cross country journeyman has traded his stop, drop, and rolling in Southern California for the New Jersey welcoming gift of slightly used tube socks. Nick, a former Jersey Shore lifeguard veteran, teams up with The Chrises to compose a new song, “Mouth-to-Mouth”—set to debut at number one on the Billboard charts in 2028. Before Nick sets sail, he gives a moving live performance of “Tube Socks”, as The Chrises chase hearts in Solo Cup.

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S02E41: The Return of the Queen of Pop, Hannah Gross

The Kween of Pop, Hannah Gross, joins The Chrises for a New Music Monday to talk about her newest hit single, “Tell Me”. The raw and real song has surpassed 10,000 Spotify streams (and counting), as well as being featured on @itsaschoolnight and @lyricalemonade. The Spell Bounding Singer flashes her red team allegiance and shows off her favorite “22nd” birthday gift—a Hocus Pocus sweater with a COVID hex to protect herself during spooky season. Hannah faces her worst nightmare head-on and does a live songwriting session with The Chrises. With a Grammy nomination as clear as the writing on the wall, Hannah practices her speech thanking both her mom and her dad’s dahlias.

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S02E21: Genre Bending with Multi-Talented Musician, Christian Sparacio

After an introduction ambush from Season One crowd favorite, Izzy B., The Chrises are joined by indie something singer/songwriter, Christian Sparacio. The triple backflip double toeloop swing set acrobat provides master classes on how not to spill a full glass of whole milk while mimicking the sound of a cow bell. In Christian’s quest to find unique ways to make rare sounds, the Team Chris quarterback/wide receiver seeks to turn his shoulder clicks into a polyrhythm. Concurrently, 3D prints of his infamous shoulder are being manufactured by Bill Nye the Science Guy to help fellow bartenders carbonate beer to reach an even tastier level. Always on the offense, but not easy to offend, the former collegiate student-athlete calls multiple audibles with an accoutrement of his new favorite head wear—beanies. Having developed a sense of home within himself, the Resident of the Earth takes the world into parallel universes with his cozy, Fireside Chat Monday rendition of his newest ethereal ballad, Pacific AM.

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S01E104: Getting Love Struck with The Common Humanitarian, Bisi (@bisimusic)

The Chrises close out “Quarantining With The Chrises” Season One with the most hopeful man and afrobisiac, Bisi. The man behind the upcoming album, The Church of Experience, delves into the power of music to change the status quo. Bisi is dropping his new song “Hopeful” on Independence Day, as we try to change the world together. Sharing positivity and good vibes, Bisi uses his vast energy to harness the God of Fire and moonwalk all over the planet with his catchy tunes. From raising $100 in Haight/Ashbury to winning $50,000 for Bissy Energy, the eagle of MDT Modeling touches base with his Nigerian roots and performs “Asa Jailer” and his new hit “Language”.

Guest: Bisi ~ ~ GoFundMe w/ Okizu “No Hair For Care” (

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S01E101: Keeping Our Toes Up with The CEO of Bang Snaps, James Geisler (@jamesmakesmusic)

The Chrises slide into the week with JamesG, the Heelys Half Marathon Champion who raised over a G for Black Lives Matter. Spotify’s most notorious unsigned rap artist and TikTok 1M Club glider dishes on wheeling and dealing on America’s Got Talent and creating his own viral gifs. James challenges the Chrises to keep their toes up, but they perform as unsatisfactory as single ply toilet paper. ~ ~ ~ GoFundMe w/ Okizu “No Hair For Care” (

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S01E68: Music Review Monday with The GOAT, Dizzy Dames (@dizzy_dames)

Music Review Monday’s kicks off with Dizzy Dames debuting his hot new track “Screaming” and discussing the recent premier of the “Clark Bruce” video. The inventor of clapping with your wrist freshens up fireside with The Chrises and confesses the time a goat “helped” him and divulges plans a possible tour in the Jambulance. The gatekeeper of Bob Dylan at OldChella plays FMK with musical legends [hint: no ones got moves like him]. ~ ~ GoFundMe w/ Okizu “No Hair For Care” (

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S01E59: I Want To Wash Your Hands with The CEOs of Canadian Rock, Tyronne Buccione (@testostyrone_) & Charlie McKittrick (@thecmacker)

The Chrises tune in with the biggest giants in the Canadian Rock scene, Tyronne Buccione and Charlie McKittrick. The two rockstars are still buds after Big Dirty’s breakdown and Time Giants’ break up. Ty “The Terminator” survives to tell his crazy cruise ship experience and Charlie “The Slayer” closes a couple theaters down with huge performances in the time of Covid. The Chrises team up on the keyboard and harmonica to give a zucchini of a show. While Ty and Charlie get the band back together and jam out “I Want To Wash Your Hands”—the 1 million views YouTube smash hit.

Guests: Jeffrey Janssen & JJ Kim ~ ~ GoFundMe w/ Okizu “No Hair For Care” (

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