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S02E25: Fancy Friday: British Edition with U.K. YouTube Power Couple, The Ritchies

August 21, 2020 Chris Season 2 48:45

The Chrises skip across the pond with the wedded duo that always cross their mind, Ayana and Declan Richie. After his better half spends hours in hair and makeup, Declan reaches out his two meter long arm so the camera can capture all of Ayana’s beauty. The host (Ayana) and executive producer (Declan) of the The Inside Job avoid throwing up on each other (this time), and match on purpose for a Fizzy Fancy Friday. Ryan brings out all the Kleenex as Ayana shares how coming onto Quarantining With The Chrises was a game changing experience. The Lemonade Queen calls the Chrises “C-level” performers and reveals guests to expect in Season Two of her show: singer, actor, professor, entrepreneur, business owner, dancer, yoga instructor, and sports therapist. Declan, the UK’s Dr. Anthony Fauci, arouses The Chrises with exclusive access to the new Marvel flick featuring Captain Covid and The Stork.  The Chrises and The Richies end the show with four slow thumbs up.

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S02E06: Fire Breathing With The Greatest One Woman Show, Georgie Leahy

July 27, 2020 Chris 1:01:33

The Chrises set fire to the rain with East Hollywood’s most glowing careless animal whisperer, Georgie Leahy. The talented one woman show hits the angles when spreading around like Covid and bonds with Chris & Chris over making it in Hollywood penniless. West Ham’s luckiest charm and prettiest bubble makes her mum proud by writing the hit single for the Treasure King (despite not remembering any of the lyrics). Georgie goes beyond the obvious British pastimes like ironing and hammering to discover quarantine hobbies like cooking, riding a bicycle, and screenwriting without multiple chins.

Special Guest: Georgie Leahy, https://www.instagram.com/georgieleahy/ 🇬🇧
Community Cause of the Week: The Let It Be Foundation, https://www.instagram.com/theletitbefoundation/ 🤲
Sponsor of the Day: Crocs, https://www.crocslighter.com/ 🕯

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S02E05: The Chrises Get Dolled Up With A Maybelline Tutorial By The CEO of Makeup, Val Harvey

July 24, 2020 Christopher Season 2 1:22:06

Season 2 Premiere Week closes out with glamorous shenanigans served up by Mr. T’s favourite makeup artist, Valerie Harvey. Val’s Cafe is open for business as she shares her experience finding her passion for makeup and catching the eyes of high powered icons, Oprah and Iman. The glam-up queen teaches the young grasshoppers how to spring into summer with a creamy, dreamy look and a renewed outlook for life. The Chrises primp and preen while fishing for compliments and Val’s validation, and they gain a dewy respect for makeup artistry. Shout out to all the pretty ladies and lads out there!

Special Guest: Valerie Harvey, https://www.instagram.com/mohawkmakeup/ 🇵🇦
Community Cause of the Week: Okizu, https://www.instagram.com/okizu/ 🤲
Sponsor of the Day: Maybelline, https://www.instagram.com/maybelline/💋

Website: https://qwtchrises.com/ ∙ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/qwtchrises ∙ GoFundMe w/ Okizu “No Hair For Care”: https://www.gofundme.com/f/no-hair-for-care

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S02E03: Chef Craig Chomsky Seduces The Chrises With Homemade Tagliatelle Pasta & Pesto

July 22, 2020 Chris Season 2 1:17:21

The Chrises dough around with the CEO of Homemade Pasta, Chef Craig Chomsky, for the first ever @QWTChrises mukbang edition. Pasta ASMR King Craig goes al dente with homemade tagliatelle and fresh pesto with an assist from @kitchenaidusa. The most eligible Kitchen Aider gets length, girth, and pop out of his soft dough while keeping his basil fresh and ready-to-eat. When he’s not in the kitchen supplying customers with fresh frozés, Chef Chomsky is personally sourcing big, 60-lb tunas on the open New Jersey high seas.

Guest: Chef Craig Chomsky, https://www.instagram.com/craigs.kitchen/ 🧄
Community Cause of the Week: Okizu, https://www.instagram.com/okizu/ 🤲
Sponsor of the Day: Trader Joe’s Albacore Tuna, https://www.instagram.com/traderjoes/ 🐟

Website: https://qwtchrises.com/ ∙ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/qwtchrises ∙ GoFundMe w/ Okizu “No Hair For Care”: https://www.gofundme.com/f/no-hair-for-care

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S02E01: Summer Camp Fireside Tales With The Chrises

July 20, 2020 Chris Season 2 45:23

QWTChrises Season 2 kicks off with The Chrises reminiscing about their recent summer camp adventures; as Chris & Chris roll out the red carpet for all the Live Season 2 high jinks and super fun times. Ryan gets a “raise” and a new, live viewer participation giveaway extravaganza is born. Ryan’s Rewards is the Internet’s hottest opportunity to win exclusive prizes each and every day by asking the best questions or correctly guessing the safe word emoji. Watch “Everyday That Ends In Y*™️” to win!

Season 2 finds The Chrises collaborating with creatives from around the globe; connecting with the likes of entertainers, producers, directors, artists, authors, healers, cosmetologists, chefs, bakers, and many, many more. Tune-in until Santa pays us The Chrises a visit after 100 episodes in Season 2. 🎅🧊

Community Cause of the Week: @Okizu 🤲
Sponsor of the Week: @LeefyOrganics 🍃
QWTChrises.com ∙ Patreon.com/QWTChrises ∙ GoFundMe w/ Okizu “No Hair For Care” (gofundme.com/f/no-hair-for-care)

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RSV01E03: The Way To The Great Valley of Grilled Cheese with Guest Co-Host, Justin Wozney, & The Wozney Clan

July 8, 2020 Chris 53:00

Three days of our lives without C.J. & Ryan the Intern, and Christopher Michaels decides to stream himself to Twitch, YouTube, and Facebook Live while the Wozney4 grill cheese and Grandma drops the mic with the greatest P.S.A. of all-time. Sponsored by the U, Justin Wozney announces he is taking his talents to Boston with his better half, Karissa Bustamante. Jeff shares his culinary expertise while Patti teladocs listener’s hearts by discovering her birth family. Justin’s embarrassing gum-on-his-wee-wee story is finally told live on-air as the Wozney’s dig up all the dirt on their baby boy.

Guests:
– Jeff Wozney https://www.instagram.com/jeff_wozney/
– Patti Wozney https://www.instagram.com/pawozney/

QWTChrises.com ∙ Patreon.com/QWTChrises ∙ GoFundMe w/ Okizu “No Hair For Care” (gofundme.com/f/no-hair-for-care)

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S01E103: Refining Charm with Hoodoo Practitioner, James Stewart (@theconjurecleaner)

July 1, 2020 Chris 48:10

The Chrises get rooted with James Stewart, a man tailormade to conjure up spirits (but no exes, please). The Etsy five-star MVP opens up about the evolution of Conjure Cleaning: from healing and protective shrives to readings and in-home cleansing kits. In the time of quarantine, James immerses himself with plants to raise up and listen to the photosynthetic eukaryotes of the kingdom Plantae. The Conjure Cleaner has big plans to write a love letter to Black people of the Carolinas about Hoodoo’s regional history. Go Heels.

Guest: James Stewart https://www.instagram.com/theconjurecleaner/

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S01E100: Getting Intimate With The God-daddy, Justin Wozney (@thew0z)

June 26, 2020 Chris 55:45

The Chrises touch down with the man who threw the first qwitches long ball, Justin “Badger” Wozney. Reunited with the grand daddy himself, The Chrises pop champagne to celebrate the century episode. The w0z is joined with former roommate and college partying teammate, Akil “Ricky” Ross. After reconnecting ten years later, the two boss dogs rekindle a love that soured over a lost accounting book and a chance to hold Ronaldinho’s hand at the World Cup. ~ Patreon.com/QWTChrises ~ GoFundMe w/ Okizu “No Hair For Care” (gofundme.com/f/no-hair-for-care)

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S01E97: The Chrises Meet Their One-Minute Match With TikTok Influencer, Pete Malleo (@petemalleo)

June 23, 2020 Chris 49:10

The Chrises sit down with the man behind the best moves on inline skates, Pete Malleo. The TikTok legend dishes on the fast food chain with the best chocolate chip cookies and the side effects of Corona. Having retired from their beer chugging days, the minutemen shotgun LaCroix and get indigestion. The family guy trucker opens up about his hopes and dreams for his son: Be good and Don’t kill anyone. ~ QWTChrises.com ~ Patreon.com/QWTChrises ~ GoFundMe w/ Okizu “No Hair For Care” (gofundme.com/f/no-hair-for-care)

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S01E96: Lighting Up The Night With The Untanned Arms Of Some Angels, Karen & Joe DiCrecchio (@everbstyled @thisisthegem @joeyd_1984)

June 22, 2020 Chris 42:23

The Chrises burn themselves fireside with the Queen of Soy Candles and the King of the Sky. Karen discloses her love of everything earthy; starting from her times escaping bees on the tire playground. While Joe dishes his adoration for all things airy; beginning with his stargazing days as a young boy with impeccable sonar capabilities. After crying about being left out last time, Joe joins in for a round of “Cool Cats and Ass Hats in which wet willies are administered, thumbs are sucked, and animal sounds are recreated. ~ QWTChrises.com ~ Patreon.com/QWTChrises ~ GoFundMe w/ Okizu “No Hair For Care” (gofundme.com/f/no-hair-for-care)

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