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RSV01E03: The Way To The Great Valley of Grilled Cheese with Guest Co-Host, Justin Wozney, & The Wozney Clan

Three days of our lives without C.J. & Ryan the Intern, and Christopher Michaels decides to stream himself to Twitch, YouTube, and Facebook Live while the Wozney4 grill cheese and Grandma drops the mic with the greatest P.S.A. of all-time. Sponsored by the U, Justin Wozney announces he is taking his talents to Boston with his better half, Karissa Bustamante. Jeff shares his culinary expertise while Patti teladocs listener’s hearts by discovering her birth family. Justin’s embarrassing gum-on-his-wee-wee story is finally told live on-air as the Wozney’s dig up all the dirt on their baby boy.

Guests:
– Jeff Wozney https://www.instagram.com/jeff_wozney/
– Patti Wozney https://www.instagram.com/pawozney/

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S01E95: Home Away From Home with Chaos & Okizu, Keely “Chaos” Batmale (@keelybatmale & @okizu)

The Chrises clean up with professional dishwasher and Okizu senior camp counselor, Chaos. Keely shares her personal experiences connecting with other siblings affected by childhood cancer, and all the amazing adventures at her favorite summertime place. This year Okizu will be keeping it fun virtually and including some camp favorites: Baseball Lunch, campfire stories, and skits. Ice cream is not not ruled off the table. The Chrises throw their hat in the ring to become volunteers and call upon others to join them! ~ QWTChrises.com ~ Patreon.com/QWTChrises ~ GoFundMe w/ Okizu “No Hair For Care” (gofundme.com/f/no-hair-for-care)

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S01E93: Getting Educated with The Modern Socrates, Aidyn K (@thatmisfitguy)

The Chrises go 007 while learning a thing or two with Los Angeles’ Teacher Of The Year and modern day Socrates. The man behind savage optimism enlightens the world about the current state of education and how to compare history. The potential 008 shakes The Chrises with the knowledge about Roman genealogy and how to differentiate with a 23 and Me analysis. ~ QWTChrises.com ~ Patreon.com/QWTChrises ~ GoFundMe w/ Okizu “No Hair For Care” (gofundme.com/f/no-hair-for-care)

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S01E83: Reading with America’s Favourite Unrelated Aunt, Jody (@auntjody1976)

America’s favourite unrelated family member, Aunt Jody, discloses her favorite niece/nephew (hint: it’s not not the Chrises). The JK Rowling of children’s literature turns the pages on today’s hottest Amazon purchase, Mabel and the ball; reveals plans for the republication of Mabel the pup in a day-ish; and wins Quarantining with the Chrises’ first ever The Office trivia. ~ QWTChrises.com ~ Patreon.com/QWTChrises ~ ColorOfChange.org

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S01E74: Birthday Partying with AARP’s Youngest Member, Anne Gardinier (@annegardinier)

Christopher Michael’s bakes a cornbread cake to celebrate his mother becoming the youngest member of the hippest club in town. Anne Gardinier blows out the candles for her 29th birthday, opens up a family cosmetology practice, and recalls the best Extreme Home Makeover episode of all time. ~ QWTChrises.com ~ Patreon.com/QWTChrises ~ GoFundMe w/ Okizu “No Hair For Care” (gofundme.com/f/no-hair-for-care)

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S01E60: Family Sittin’ Sundays with The J’s, Jeffrey Janssen (@bigjefferson.93) & JJ Kim (@bbasilio78)

The Chrises are joined by Buster Posey moonlighter and grocery store moonager, Jeffrey Janssen. When he is not giving back to the community, the Bay Area’s favorite Ninja Turtle is making Splinter proud stopping crime at Lucky’s. Fortunate enough to call Big Jefferson his younger brother, Christopher Joseph finally finds out the age of the Air Pod Heir and why “tiny” was not chosen for his moniker. Afterwards, The Chrises babysit the smallest Kim and learn of JJ’s big plans to grow up and be a pterodactyl.

Guests: Jeffrey Janssen https://www.instagram.com/bigjefferson.93/ & JJ Kim https://www.instagram.com/bbasilio78/

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