S02E15: TRL Fancy Friday with The Chrises’ Favourite “Actor Who Moves”, Tony Moore

The Chrises are joined by the King of Swipes and Host of @DishinDays, Tony Moore, on the final stop of his coronation parade into Instagram Gold Star 10K follower status (before it’s 2000 and late). The Smoothest Criminal, Tony uses his good standing with Los Angeles Mayor Eric Garcetti to pull off epic Tony Request Live Instagram dance parties every Friday afternoon without having his water and/or power shut off. In The Chrises’ newest gameshow segment, “Tickle Your Pickle”, Ralph’s most loyal supermarket sweeper gets turned on jiving about frosting, angels, wings, and things. After revealing his soft spot for Wendy’s, the run through professional divulges he will happily accept Jr. Bacon Cheeseburgers and Frostys in exchange for his TonlyFans hot cakes.

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S02E14: Releasing Traumatic Stress & Improving Performance (Because The Chrises are Human) with Garrett Wood

The Chrises go into deep hypnosis over big, juicy, sour lemons from the Human Knowledge Tree, Garrett Wood of Gnosis Therapy. Finding the magic of hypnotherapy has helped Garrett handle personal triggers of trauma and become less of an a-hole. With FOMO and Instagram influencers a thing of the past, the Indiana Jones of Therapy talks about anxiety being the current shared emotional zeitgeist, and he answers questions flying in from the 24 hour Chrises hotline. Garrett implores people to find coping mechanisms without perfect results and negative externalities, such as coloring or slapping the bass guitar. When he’s not busy healing the world, the citrus coffee connoisseur has been dusting off his skateboard, pumping up his paddle board, and parkouring around Long Beach.

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S01E22: The Man of the Cloth and CEO of Plus Ones, Chris Zavodsky

Ryan starts “Be Kind, Rewind Week” off with a Season 1 favourite, Monsignor Chris Zavodsky. The Man of the Cloth speaks on his early quarantine abstinence, and his angel hands that are solely designed for intramural defeat. Terrible TVs biggest advocate preaches about his journey into trashy programming and the Holy Order of shows ranked on his podcast network The CEO of Plus Ones dishes on his summer wedding lifestyle and shares how all the kings and queens can excel at the reception by following the golden rules: never leave the dance floor, compliment the bride at least 35 times, and boogie with the tipsy aunt at least once. With the possibility of virtual weddings on the horizon, The Z Witch Project takes the Chrises on a tour of Hoboken and shares the one rule he lives by: No carbs on carbs.

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