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S02E12: Ryan Surprises The Chrises With a Spa Day, Complete With Luxurious Facials From a Grecco-Roman Bath House

The Chrises sip on Ryan’s refreshing cucumber and lemon water while hydrating their droopy eyes with Petitfée hydrogel eye patches. Chris & Chris stimulate their sorry faces with Acure Beauty green facial masks to channel yesterday’s show stealer, Shelby the Tortoise. The national treasures cozy up to gab about new Netflix shows and recently released hit movie, “The Cuban”. Even though Ryan treats the pompous duo to a relaxing day, The Chrises demand more from an intern—like naming rights to a Miami-based bathing duck. A search commences to find the Next Great Chrises Intern (NGCI).

S02E01: Summer Camp Fireside Tales With The Chrises

July 20, 2020 Chris 45:23

QWTChrises Season 2 kicks off with The Chrises reminiscing about their recent summer camp adventures; as Chris & Chris roll out the red carpet for all the Live Season 2 high jinks and super fun times. Ryan gets a “raise” and a new, live viewer participation giveaway extravaganza is born. Ryan’s Rewards is the Internet’s hottest opportunity to win exclusive prizes each and every day by asking the best questions or correctly guessing the safe word emoji. Watch “Everyday That Ends In Y*™️” to win!

Season 2 finds The Chrises collaborating with creatives from around the globe; connecting with the likes of entertainers, producers, directors, artists, authors, healers, cosmetologists, chefs, bakers, and many, many more. Tune-in until Santa pays us The Chrises a visit after 100 episodes in Season 2. 🎅🧊

Community Cause of the Week: @Okizu 🤲
Sponsor of the Week: @LeefyOrganics 🍃
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RSV01E03: The Way To The Great Valley of Grilled Cheese with Guest Co-Host, Justin Wozney, & The Wozney Clan

July 8, 2020 Chris 53:00

Three days of our lives without C.J. & Ryan the Intern, and Christopher Michaels decides to stream himself to Twitch, YouTube, and Facebook Live while the Wozney4 grill cheese and Grandma drops the mic with the greatest P.S.A. of all-time. Sponsored by the U, Justin Wozney announces he is taking his talents to Boston with his better half, Karissa Bustamante. Jeff shares his culinary expertise while Patti teladocs listener’s hearts by discovering her birth family. Justin’s embarrassing gum-on-his-wee-wee story is finally told live on-air as the Wozney’s dig up all the dirt on their baby boy.

Guests:
– Jeff Wozney https://www.instagram.com/jeff_wozney/
– Patti Wozney https://www.instagram.com/pawozney/

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S01E98: Cali Dazing With Catch Cup Champion, Ben Kelley (@ben_kelley_)

June 24, 2020 Chris 42:05

The Chrises are finally graced with the presence of the MVP of Cali Daze, Ben Kelley. Distraught over losing his workout bro and the gym closing, Ben picks up macro counting and band workouts. The only bear in the Bills Mafia dishes on how Buffalo did Shady dirty in the name of The Game. When he is not rumbling with Jason and Justin, he is starring in “No More Tomorrows”. ~ QWTChrises.com ~ Patreon.com/QWTChrises ~ GoFundMe w/ Okizu “No Hair For Care” (gofundme.com/f/no-hair-for-care)

S01E97: The Chrises Meet Their One-Minute Match With TikTok Influencer, Pete Malleo (@petemalleo)

June 23, 2020 Chris 49:10

The Chrises sit down with the man behind the best moves on inline skates, Pete Malleo. The TikTok legend dishes on the fast food chain with the best chocolate chip cookies and the side effects of Corona. Having retired from their beer chugging days, the minutemen shotgun LaCroix and get indigestion. The family guy trucker opens up about his hopes and dreams for his son: Be good and Don’t kill anyone. ~ QWTChrises.com ~ Patreon.com/QWTChrises ~ GoFundMe w/ Okizu “No Hair For Care” (gofundme.com/f/no-hair-for-care)

S01E96: Lighting Up The Night With The Untanned Arms Of Some Angels, Karen & Joe DiCrecchio (@everbstyled @thisisthegem @joeyd_1984)

June 22, 2020 Chris 42:23

The Chrises burn themselves fireside with the Queen of Soy Candles and the King of the Sky. Karen discloses her love of everything earthy; starting from her times escaping bees on the tire playground. While Joe dishes his adoration for all things airy; beginning with his stargazing days as a young boy with impeccable sonar capabilities. After crying about being left out last time, Joe joins in for a round of “Cool Cats and Ass Hats in which wet willies are administered, thumbs are sucked, and animal sounds are recreated. ~ QWTChrises.com ~ Patreon.com/QWTChrises ~ GoFundMe w/ Okizu “No Hair For Care” (gofundme.com/f/no-hair-for-care)

S01E80: Parent Trap Saturday

June 6, 2020 Chris 32:33

The Chrises play with each other and pull the ol’ switch-er-roo. Hilarity, shaming, and sore throat hearty laughter ensue, as CJ becomes CG and CG becomes CJ. The light and butterflies almost outweigh the hard work and disappointment! –> QWTChrises.com –> Patreon.com/QWTChrises –> GoFundMe w/ Okizu “No Hair For Care”

S01E78: Dear Diary Edition

June 4, 2020 Chris 43:22

After 77 straight episodes, The Chrises take a step inwards, as they learn how to live journal! –> QWTChrises.com –> Patreon.com/QWTChrises –> GoFundMe “No Hair For Care” gofundme.com/f/no-hair-for-care

S01E69: Firing Away with The Chrises’ Godfather, Justin Wozney (@thew0z)

May 26, 2020 Chris 45:18

The Godfather of The Chrises dresses to impress and gives the people what they want as he comes in blazing with the hard hitting questions from the doghouse. The original throuple settle their quarantine quarrel as Justin gets over being replaced with Ryan by making new friends who don’t remember his name. The Woz enlightens the world on why black and white dreams are remembered, Pikachu is the worst Pokémon to take to the bathroom, and dragon hunters get beers in the castle. QWTChrises.com ~ Patreon.com/QWTChrises ~ GoFundMe w/ Okizu “No Hair For Care” (gofundme.com/f/no-hair-for-care)

S01E67: Rockin’ Around The Dog Rock Resort with Pup Daddy, Mike Abrams (@smarbamik)

May 24, 2020 Chris 35:59

Mountain Man and owner of Dog Rock Resorts, Mike Abrams, denies the use of beard growth hormones as he prepares to reopen his mountain resort for dogs in New City, New York. While Mike professionally accepts all canines with no previous aggressions and provides the highest quality PetAirapy, he deals broken laptops and breaks camels’ backs on the side. During his escape from a well unplanned date night, the organic beard grower reveals the key to telling twins apart is by looking behind their ears. QWTChrises.com ~ Patreon.com/QWTChrises ~ GoFundMe w/ Okizu “No Hair For Care” (gofundme.com/f/no-hair-for-care)

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