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S02E05: The Chrises Get Dolled Up With A Maybelline Tutorial By The CEO of Makeup, Val Harvey

Season 2 Premiere Week closes out with glamorous shenanigans served up by Mr. T’s favourite makeup artist, Valerie Harvey. Val’s Cafe is open for business as she shares her experience finding her passion for makeup and catching the eyes of high powered icons, Oprah and Iman. The glam-up queen teaches the young grasshoppers how to spring into summer with a creamy, dreamy look and a renewed outlook for life. The Chrises primp and preen while fishing for compliments and Val’s validation, and they gain a dewy respect for makeup artistry. Shout out to all the pretty ladies and lads out there!

Special Guest: Valerie Harvey, https://www.instagram.com/mohawkmakeup/ 🇵🇦
Community Cause of the Week: Okizu, https://www.instagram.com/okizu/ 🤲
Sponsor of the Day: Maybelline, https://www.instagram.com/maybelline/💋

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RSV01E03: The Way To The Great Valley of Grilled Cheese with Guest Co-Host, Justin Wozney, & The Wozney Clan

July 8, 2020 Chris 53:00

Three days of our lives without C.J. & Ryan the Intern, and Christopher Michaels decides to stream himself to Twitch, YouTube, and Facebook Live while the Wozney4 grill cheese and Grandma drops the mic with the greatest P.S.A. of all-time. Sponsored by the U, Justin Wozney announces he is taking his talents to Boston with his better half, Karissa Bustamante. Jeff shares his culinary expertise while Patti teladocs listener’s hearts by discovering her birth family. Justin’s embarrassing gum-on-his-wee-wee story is finally told live on-air as the Wozney’s dig up all the dirt on their baby boy.

Guests:
– Jeff Wozney https://www.instagram.com/jeff_wozney/
– Patti Wozney https://www.instagram.com/pawozney/

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S01E101: Keeping Our Toes Up with The CEO of Bang Snaps, James Geisler (@jamesmakesmusic)

June 29, 2020 Christopher 33:43

The Chrises slide into the week with JamesG, the Heelys Half Marathon Champion who raised over a G for Black Lives Matter. Spotify’s most notorious unsigned rap artist and TikTok 1M Club glider dishes on wheeling and dealing on America’s Got Talent and creating his own viral gifs. James challenges the Chrises to keep their toes up, but they perform as unsatisfactory as single ply toilet paper. ~ QWTChrises.com ~ Patreon.com/QWTChrises ~ GoFundMe w/ Okizu “No Hair For Care” (gofundme.com/f/no-hair-for-care)

S01E96: Lighting Up The Night With The Untanned Arms Of Some Angels, Karen & Joe DiCrecchio (@everbstyled @thisisthegem @joeyd_1984)

June 22, 2020 Chris 42:23

The Chrises burn themselves fireside with the Queen of Soy Candles and the King of the Sky. Karen discloses her love of everything earthy; starting from her times escaping bees on the tire playground. While Joe dishes his adoration for all things airy; beginning with his stargazing days as a young boy with impeccable sonar capabilities. After crying about being left out last time, Joe joins in for a round of “Cool Cats and Ass Hats in which wet willies are administered, thumbs are sucked, and animal sounds are recreated. ~ QWTChrises.com ~ Patreon.com/QWTChrises ~ GoFundMe w/ Okizu “No Hair For Care” (gofundme.com/f/no-hair-for-care)

S01E80: Parent Trap Saturday

June 6, 2020 Chris 32:33

The Chrises play with each other and pull the ol’ switch-er-roo. Hilarity, shaming, and sore throat hearty laughter ensue, as CJ becomes CG and CG becomes CJ. The light and butterflies almost outweigh the hard work and disappointment! –> QWTChrises.com –> Patreon.com/QWTChrises –> GoFundMe w/ Okizu “No Hair For Care”

S01E69: Firing Away with The Chrises’ Godfather, Justin Wozney (@thew0z)

May 26, 2020 Chris 45:18

The Godfather of The Chrises dresses to impress and gives the people what they want as he comes in blazing with the hard hitting questions from the doghouse. The original throuple settle their quarantine quarrel as Justin gets over being replaced with Ryan by making new friends who don’t remember his name. The Woz enlightens the world on why black and white dreams are remembered, Pikachu is the worst Pokémon to take to the bathroom, and dragon hunters get beers in the castle. QWTChrises.com ~ Patreon.com/QWTChrises ~ GoFundMe w/ Okizu “No Hair For Care” (gofundme.com/f/no-hair-for-care)

S01E60: Family Sittin’ Sundays with The J’s, Jeffrey Janssen (@bigjefferson.93) & JJ Kim (@bbasilio78)

May 17, 2020 Chris 44:08

The Chrises are joined by Buster Posey moonlighter and grocery store moonager, Jeffrey Janssen. When he is not giving back to the community, the Bay Area’s favorite Ninja Turtle is making Splinter proud stopping crime at Lucky’s. Fortunate enough to call Big Jefferson his younger brother, Christopher Joseph finally finds out the age of the Air Pod Heir and why “tiny” was not chosen for his moniker. Afterwards, The Chrises babysit the smallest Kim and learn of JJ’s big plans to grow up and be a pterodactyl.

Guests: Jeffrey Janssen https://www.instagram.com/bigjefferson.93/ & JJ Kim https://www.instagram.com/bbasilio78/

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