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S02E61: Social Butterflying with Podcast Host Vincent

The Chrises are joined by motivator and podcaster, Vincent. The Host of the Social Butterly goes into detail on his namesake and his inspiration for the @sobueffect. Looking to grow-up and be beautiful butterflies one day, The Chrises partner up with Vincent to cocoon on the same pod. Vincent talks about tapping into one’s passion and unleashing the inner warrior within to be one’s best self. The lifelong @Energizer Bunny has always been putting his positive spin on life since the day he could read and write. Vincent shares how his favorite childhood shows and games shaped the person he is today and encourages everyone to keep that inner child smiling.

S02E25: Fancy Friday: British Edition with U.K. YouTube Power Couple, The Ritchies

August 21, 2020 Chris 48:45

The Chrises skip across the pond with the wedded duo that always cross their mind, Ayana and Declan Richie. After his better half spends hours in hair and makeup, Declan reaches out his two meter long arm so the camera can capture all of Ayana’s beauty. The host (Ayana) and executive producer (Declan) of the The Inside Job avoid throwing up on each other (this time), and match on purpose for a Fizzy Fancy Friday. Ryan brings out all the Kleenex as Ayana shares how coming onto Quarantining With The Chrises was a game changing experience. The Lemonade Queen calls the Chrises “C-level” performers and reveals guests to expect in Season Two of her show: singer, actor, professor, entrepreneur, business owner, dancer, yoga instructor, and sports therapist. Declan, the UK’s Dr. Anthony Fauci, arouses The Chrises with exclusive access to the new Marvel flick featuring Captain Covid and The Stork. The Chrises and The Richies end the show with four slow thumbs up.

RSV01E03: The Way To The Great Valley of Grilled Cheese with Guest Co-Host, Justin Wozney, & The Wozney Clan

July 8, 2020 Chris 53:00

Three days of our lives without C.J. & Ryan the Intern, and Christopher Michaels decides to stream himself to Twitch, YouTube, and Facebook Live while the Wozney4 grill cheese and Grandma drops the mic with the greatest P.S.A. of all-time. Sponsored by the U, Justin Wozney announces he is taking his talents to Boston with his better half, Karissa Bustamante. Jeff shares his culinary expertise while Patti teladocs listener’s hearts by discovering her birth family. Justin’s embarrassing gum-on-his-wee-wee story is finally told live on-air as the Wozney’s dig up all the dirt on their baby boy.

Guests:
– Jeff Wozney https://www.instagram.com/jeff_wozney/
– Patti Wozney https://www.instagram.com/pawozney/

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S01E100: Getting Intimate With The God-daddy, Justin Wozney (@thew0z)

June 26, 2020 Chris 55:45

The Chrises touch down with the man who threw the first qwitches long ball, Justin “Badger” Wozney. Reunited with the grand daddy himself, The Chrises pop champagne to celebrate the century episode. The w0z is joined with former roommate and college partying teammate, Akil “Ricky” Ross. After reconnecting ten years later, the two boss dogs rekindle a love that soured over a lost accounting book and a chance to hold Ronaldinho’s hand at the World Cup. ~ Patreon.com/QWTChrises ~ GoFundMe w/ Okizu “No Hair For Care” (gofundme.com/f/no-hair-for-care)

S01E81: Eavesdropping with The AirPod Heir, Jeffrey Janssen (@bigjefferson.93)

June 7, 2020 Christopher 36:36

Jeffrey Janssen airs out his dirty laundry while rocking his new swag. The king of laundry mountain reveals the proper way to dry jock straps, exposes the sluggish pace of bead art delivery, and explains why the Steelers take precedence over oxygen. ~ QWTChrises.com ~ Patreon.com/QWTChrises ~ GoFundMe w/ Okizu “No Hair For Care” (gofundme.com/f/no-hair-for-care)

S01E74: Birthday Partying with AARP’s Youngest Member, Anne Gardinier (@annegardinier)

May 31, 2020 Chris 31:59

Christopher Michael’s bakes a cornbread cake to celebrate his mother becoming the youngest member of the hippest club in town. Anne Gardinier blows out the candles for her 29th birthday, opens up a family cosmetology practice, and recalls the best Extreme Home Makeover episode of all time. ~ QWTChrises.com ~ Patreon.com/QWTChrises ~ GoFundMe w/ Okizu “No Hair For Care” (gofundme.com/f/no-hair-for-care)

S01E60: Family Sittin’ Sundays with The J’s, Jeffrey Janssen (@bigjefferson.93) & JJ Kim (@bbasilio78)

May 17, 2020 Chris 44:08

The Chrises are joined by Buster Posey moonlighter and grocery store moonager, Jeffrey Janssen. When he is not giving back to the community, the Bay Area’s favorite Ninja Turtle is making Splinter proud stopping crime at Lucky’s. Fortunate enough to call Big Jefferson his younger brother, Christopher Joseph finally finds out the age of the Air Pod Heir and why “tiny” was not chosen for his moniker. Afterwards, The Chrises babysit the smallest Kim and learn of JJ’s big plans to grow up and be a pterodactyl.

Guests: Jeffrey Janssen https://www.instagram.com/bigjefferson.93/ & JJ Kim https://www.instagram.com/bbasilio78/

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