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S02E09: Miss Oregon, Katerina Villegas, Stops By On Her Way To The Miss USA Crown

The Princess of Oregon, Katerina Villegas, joins The Chrises looking like she stepped out of a fairytale on her way to the Miss USA 2020 Ball. When Wonder Woman is not traveling around the world on her charity tour, she’s using her platform to advocate and uplift others. The Awesomely Articulate Alliteration Academic is penning a pretty perfect children’s novel and is seriously studying for her doctorate in clinical psychology; all with an attitude of gratitude. Billboard Charter and “Dangerous Love[r]” shares her why and opens her heart to inspire all the magical gatherers toward a new beginning.

S02E05: The Chrises Get Dolled Up With A Maybelline Tutorial By The CEO of Makeup, Val Harvey

July 24, 2020 Christopher 1:22:06

Season 2 Premiere Week closes out with glamorous shenanigans served up by Mr. T’s favourite makeup artist, Valerie Harvey. Val’s Cafe is open for business as she shares her experience finding her passion for makeup and catching the eyes of high powered icons, Oprah and Iman. The glam-up queen teaches the young grasshoppers how to spring into summer with a creamy, dreamy look and a renewed outlook for life. The Chrises primp and preen while fishing for compliments and Val’s validation, and they gain a dewy respect for makeup artistry. Shout out to all the pretty ladies and lads out there!

Special Guest: Valerie Harvey, https://www.instagram.com/mohawkmakeup/ 🇵🇦
Community Cause of the Week: Okizu, https://www.instagram.com/okizu/ 🤲
Sponsor of the Day: Maybelline, https://www.instagram.com/maybelline/💋

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S01E96: Lighting Up The Night With The Untanned Arms Of Some Angels, Karen & Joe DiCrecchio (@everbstyled @thisisthegem @joeyd_1984)

June 22, 2020 Chris 42:23

The Chrises burn themselves fireside with the Queen of Soy Candles and the King of the Sky. Karen discloses her love of everything earthy; starting from her times escaping bees on the tire playground. While Joe dishes his adoration for all things airy; beginning with his stargazing days as a young boy with impeccable sonar capabilities. After crying about being left out last time, Joe joins in for a round of “Cool Cats and Ass Hats in which wet willies are administered, thumbs are sucked, and animal sounds are recreated. ~ QWTChrises.com ~ Patreon.com/QWTChrises ~ GoFundMe w/ Okizu “No Hair For Care” (gofundme.com/f/no-hair-for-care)

S01E88: Diving Into Dirty Waters with The CEO Of Healthy Habits, Mike Gardinier (@mikegardinier3)

June 14, 2020 Chris 50:05

The Dr. Of Love drops knowledge for yinz on how to safely date in the time of Covid and illustrates the perfect night out with Little Bo Peep once Jersey goes green. The founder of “Hair Care For Those With No Hair” exposes his faded blond sideburns and reveals Chinese horsehair makes the best toupée soufflés. PSA: Careful drinking Tom Collins with El Grande Uno, one may spoil a nice pair of running shorts. ~ QWTChrises.com ~ Patreon.com/QWTChrises ~ GoFundMe w/ Okizu “No Hair For Care” (gofundme.com/f/no-hair-for-care)

S01E62: Shaving The Whales with The CEO of Hairstyling, Matthew Collins (@matthewstylist)

May 19, 2020 Chris 1:30:35

The Chrises pal around with the freshly shaven, part-time biophysicist and full-time CEO of All Hair Care. Matthew Collins admits his excitement about finally getting a month long vacation to get oiled up and work on TikToks. As a creature of the earth, Matt lets the cat out of the bag on his reality TV days living as a pioneer and all the dumping that goes on as a hair dresser. Inspired by the celebrity hairstylist’s sixth grade mane, the Chrises raise $385 for Save The Whales as the viewers vote whether to leave an emo bang on Christopher Michaels. ~ QWTChrises.com ~ Patreon.com/QWTChrises ~ GoFundMe w/ Okizu “No Hair For Care” (gofundme.com/f/no-hair-for-care)

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