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S02E25: Fancy Friday: British Edition with U.K. YouTube Power Couple, The Ritchies

The Chrises skip across the pond with the wedded duo that always cross their mind, Ayana and Declan Richie. After his better half spends hours in hair and makeup, Declan reaches out his two meter long arm so the camera can capture all of Ayana’s beauty. The host (Ayana) and executive producer (Declan) of the The Inside Job avoid throwing up on each other (this time), and match on purpose for a Fizzy Fancy Friday. Ryan brings out all the Kleenex as Ayana shares how coming onto Quarantining With The Chrises was a game changing experience. The Lemonade Queen calls the Chrises “C-level” performers and reveals guests to expect in Season Two of her show: singer, actor, professor, entrepreneur, business owner, dancer, yoga instructor, and sports therapist. Declan, the UK’s Dr. Anthony Fauci, arouses The Chrises with exclusive access to the new Marvel flick featuring Captain Covid and The Stork. The Chrises and The Richies end the show with four slow thumbs up.

S02E11: Slow and Steady Wins the Race With the CEO of Beach Photography, Richard Podgurski Jr.

August 3, 2020 Chris 52:38

South Bay Coverboy, Richard Podgurski Jr., sauces out with The Chrises during a break from training his camera towards Butterball turkey stardom on Supermarket Sweep. When Richard is not adorning bare walled abodes with his stunning snapshots or raising $15,000 for community causes, the Oracle of the Internet is keeping Tahoe nude and chain linking with Keyboard Karens. Portland’s favourite sneaker-hands, DJ Dik, gives an IG Live exclusive sneak peek at his unreleased, limited edition, custom Vans slip-on shoes. Shelby, the Turtle Leash tortoise influencer, escapes from the I Dunno Dude Pod’s Pad to eat all the tasty plants, and she saves the planet with her valuable life lesson: always be happy and in the moment.

S02E09: Miss Oregon, Katerina Villegas, Stops By On Her Way To The Miss USA Crown

July 30, 2020 Chris 51:09

The Princess of Oregon, Katerina Villegas, joins The Chrises looking like she stepped out of a fairytale on her way to the Miss USA 2020 Ball. When Wonder Woman is not traveling around the world on her charity tour, she’s using her platform to advocate and uplift others. The Awesomely Articulate Alliteration Academic is penning a pretty perfect children’s novel and is seriously studying for her doctorate in clinical psychology; all with an attitude of gratitude. Billboard Charter and “Dangerous Love[r]” shares her why and opens her heart to inspire all the magical gatherers toward a new beginning.

S02E05: The Chrises Get Dolled Up With A Maybelline Tutorial By The CEO of Makeup, Val Harvey

July 24, 2020 Christopher 1:22:06

Season 2 Premiere Week closes out with glamorous shenanigans served up by Mr. T’s favourite makeup artist, Valerie Harvey. Val’s Cafe is open for business as she shares her experience finding her passion for makeup and catching the eyes of high powered icons, Oprah and Iman. The glam-up queen teaches the young grasshoppers how to spring into summer with a creamy, dreamy look and a renewed outlook for life. The Chrises primp and preen while fishing for compliments and Val’s validation, and they gain a dewy respect for makeup artistry. Shout out to all the pretty ladies and lads out there!

Special Guest: Valerie Harvey, https://www.instagram.com/mohawkmakeup/ 🇵🇦
Community Cause of the Week: Okizu, https://www.instagram.com/okizu/ 🤲
Sponsor of the Day: Maybelline, https://www.instagram.com/maybelline/💋

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RSV01E03: The Way To The Great Valley of Grilled Cheese with Guest Co-Host, Justin Wozney, & The Wozney Clan

July 8, 2020 Chris 53:00

Three days of our lives without C.J. & Ryan the Intern, and Christopher Michaels decides to stream himself to Twitch, YouTube, and Facebook Live while the Wozney4 grill cheese and Grandma drops the mic with the greatest P.S.A. of all-time. Sponsored by the U, Justin Wozney announces he is taking his talents to Boston with his better half, Karissa Bustamante. Jeff shares his culinary expertise while Patti teladocs listener’s hearts by discovering her birth family. Justin’s embarrassing gum-on-his-wee-wee story is finally told live on-air as the Wozney’s dig up all the dirt on their baby boy.

Guests:
– Jeff Wozney https://www.instagram.com/jeff_wozney/
– Patti Wozney https://www.instagram.com/pawozney/

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S01E96: Lighting Up The Night With The Untanned Arms Of Some Angels, Karen & Joe DiCrecchio (@everbstyled @thisisthegem @joeyd_1984)

June 22, 2020 Chris 42:23

The Chrises burn themselves fireside with the Queen of Soy Candles and the King of the Sky. Karen discloses her love of everything earthy; starting from her times escaping bees on the tire playground. While Joe dishes his adoration for all things airy; beginning with his stargazing days as a young boy with impeccable sonar capabilities. After crying about being left out last time, Joe joins in for a round of “Cool Cats and Ass Hats in which wet willies are administered, thumbs are sucked, and animal sounds are recreated. ~ QWTChrises.com ~ Patreon.com/QWTChrises ~ GoFundMe w/ Okizu “No Hair For Care” (gofundme.com/f/no-hair-for-care)

S01E60: Family Sittin’ Sundays with The J’s, Jeffrey Janssen (@bigjefferson.93) & JJ Kim (@bbasilio78)

May 17, 2020 Chris 44:08

The Chrises are joined by Buster Posey moonlighter and grocery store moonager, Jeffrey Janssen. When he is not giving back to the community, the Bay Area’s favorite Ninja Turtle is making Splinter proud stopping crime at Lucky’s. Fortunate enough to call Big Jefferson his younger brother, Christopher Joseph finally finds out the age of the Air Pod Heir and why “tiny” was not chosen for his moniker. Afterwards, The Chrises babysit the smallest Kim and learn of JJ’s big plans to grow up and be a pterodactyl.

Guests: Jeffrey Janssen https://www.instagram.com/bigjefferson.93/ & JJ Kim https://www.instagram.com/bbasilio78/

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S01E58: Bach Bach Bach Chicken Dancing with The Newly Divorced Newlyweds, Elyse Eisen and Roger Sachar (@tipsytraveler & @rogersachar)

May 15, 2020 Chris 50:06

The Chrises engage in the NewlyWed game with the freshly married and divorced couple, Elyse Eisen and Roger Sachar. Roger warms the cockles of Elyse’s heart with a famous Mozart rift and a funky chicken dance. Whilst in the midst of their shack up spring training, the royal duo perseveres through a few squabbles over raising a kid as a Yankees or Dodgers fan and living in Manhattan or Brooklyn. The yankee impersonator reasons that no one resides in alphabet city, like no one runs backwards naked through a cornfield. As Roger shows he is not a pushover, Elyse has the cops called on her multiple times for marching to the beat of her own drum.

Guests: Elyse Eisen https://www.instagram.com/tipsytraveler/ & Roger Sachar https://www.instagram.com/rogersachar/

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